This is what he suggested buying for the E-man, snickering as he did so:

Toy hunting set
Actually, the one he most liked included a deer stand. I told him that just as soon as the E-man opened it, our animal-loving Tootie would promptly confiscate the deer in order to secure their safety.

Meet Cathy Frye — deer widow, mama to two small children and stepmom to two teenagers. By day, she writes for the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. By night, she Googles things like “whooping cough symptoms” or “child ate toothpaste.” Cathy describes herself as barefoot, breeding and medicated. Her husband considers her a real catch! 
I can’t believe they even make that!